A wild life cameraman and his producer are well concealed in a hide filming a single, large male lion searching for an easy prey. All goes well until the wind subtly changes direction and rather than the idea upwind situation, the pair suddenly find themselves downwind of the hungry animal. As the lion notices the scent and begin to investigate its origins, the intrepid cameraman (aren't we all) begins to replace his heavy desert boots with a pair of lightweight Nike running shoes.
The producer looks at his companion in amazement and whispers under his breath -
"What the hell are you doing Nige? Do you honestly think you can actually outrun a fully grown hungry lion?"
The cameraman turns round to his producer and quietly whispers in his ear
"Mate - I don't have to outrun the bloody lion - I just have to outrun YOU"
Special thanks to Laurie K. Gilbert for the joke www.limage.tv
